When The New York Times published their latest bombshell report on Donald Trump Jr. taking a meeting with a Russian lawyer after being promised dirt on Hillary Clinton during last year’s campaign, anyone with a pulse and a post-40 IQ could have predicted what his father would do next. Anyone making said predictions would not have been disappointed in the Piss Haired Tyrant’s tweet rant this morning. It’s kind of sad how predictable Trump is.
-Terrible story that casts Trump or his inner circle in a horrible light is published.
-Trump denies everything, tweets vicious, unhinged attacks.
-Two weeks later stories all completely confirmed.
Rinse, and fucking repeat. But this story seems to have the possibility at least to stick to Trump et. all. Junior Stupid pretty much admitted to colluding with Russia, or wanting to anyway, had that darn pesky Russian lawyer had any real good, usable dirt on Hillary Clinton. That being said, let’s take a look at Trump’s tirade and today’s best responses while Bob Mueller adds “Donald Trump Jr.” to his list of people he needs to interview ASAP.
The Trump Tweets
Trump was in not-rare form this morning. He hit James Comey (keep in mind this tweet came after he saw a Fox & Friends segment where the hosts were saying the same things; he’s not speaking with actual attorneys before making such stupid claims).
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884361623514656769
He hit Republican Senators because he knows his Trumpcare bill is in deep caca (apparently fucking 20 million people out of insurance was something he thought would make the bill appealing to most Americans).
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884363456849342464
Lastly, he tweeted defensively about his daughter, an un-elected Trust fund baby, sitting in his chair at the G20 conference after reports and pictures surfaced showing it.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884374529660903424
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884378624660582405
The Responses
First, we have the best snarky comebacks to Trump ending his Comey tweet with the ever presidential, “That is so illegal!”
Omg like soooo illegal!
— Ben Ross (@BenRossTweets) July 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/JayBurntoutt/status/884370285201420289
Then we have the folks who like to keep the focus on the issues of the day, and not the distractions Trump tweets about.
https://twitter.com/khaleda/status/884361958123749376
Umm you've leaked classified information to Russia since day one, and have literally been caught doing it. That's SO illegal!
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) July 10, 2017
While we worry about collusion or your selling out our security to Putin for…nothing, thank you for reminding us of the real enemy 🙄
— Elizabeth Picciuto 🤞🌨 (@epicciuto) July 10, 2017
Here’s Jules again, putting some more truth down Trump’s tweet-hole.
https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/884363744993619969
Someone else with the same idea, just more concisely pithy.
https://twitter.com/lukewaltham/status/884363929274724352
And there’s this one:
https://twitter.com/Impeach_D_Trump/status/884364161647394816
Then came the people smacking him down over Ivanka at G20. Starting with Jules getting the Hat Trick today.
I was worried that everyone had died, from the VP, to the Speaker, to the Sec. of Agriculture and Ivanka was somehow on the succession list!
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) July 10, 2017
And this one was great too…
https://twitter.com/lukewaltham/status/884374843508043777
And this one…
HRC praised Trump's kids at a debate. Now Trump tries to use Chelsea as a political human shield. What a classless comment.
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) July 10, 2017
Just a little truth, is all, NBD.
Wrong. Media would have criticized Hillary too.
— Anirvan Ghosh (@anirvanghosh) July 10, 2017
Finally, the emperor’s clothes are shown to be, well, non-existent, yet again.
https://twitter.com/DC_Resister_Bee/status/884381178328883200
Keep coming back every day Trump loses his shit on Twitter, and we’ll keep finding the best responses.
