Donald Trump, not yet president but acts like he is (not in a good way), is so pissed at the CIA for determining Russia was involved in leaks during the election, he is getting revenge. It makes sense, because he has always been very open about his feelings on getting even.

“When people wrong you, go after those people, because it is a good feeling and because other people will see you doing it. I always get even.”  (2007 Think Big)

The Wall Street Journal reports after several days of bitching on Twitter, the Angry Cheeto is working with his Swamp du Jour on a plan to restructure and emasculate the CIA to teach them a lesson. He decided to do this because he believes the Office of the Director of National Intelligence has become too big for its britches and highly political. He has repeatedly dismissed their warnings and assessments that Russia had anything to do with WikiLeaks during the presidential election.

The Angry Cheeto has actually publicly taken the side of Julian Assange over the CIA, tweeting, “Julian Assange said, ‘a 14 year old could have hacked Podesta’ – why was DNC so careless? Also said Russians did not give him the info!” This has, thank gawd, gotten him bipartisan backlash, since now he has finally gone too far for pretty much everybody with any sense.

“We have two choices: some guy living in an embassy on the run from the law…who has a history of undermining American democracy and releasing classified information to put our troops at risk, or the 17 intelligence agencies sworn to defend us,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.). “I’m going with them.”

Top officials at U.S. intelligence agencies, as well as Republican and Democratic leaders in Congress, have said Russia orchestrated the computer attacks on the Democratic Party last year. President Barack Obama ordered the intelligence agencies to produce a report on the hacking operation, and he is expected to be presented with the findings on Thursday.

Russia has long denied any involvement in the hacking operation, though Mr. Putin has said releasing the stolen emails was a public service.

The heads of the CIA, Federal Bureau of Investigation and DNI James Clapper are scheduled to brief Mr. Trump on the findings on Friday. Mr. Trump tweeted late Tuesday that this meeting had been delayed and suggested that the agencies still needed time to “build a case” against Russia. White House officials said Mr. Trump will be briefed on the hacking report as soon as it is ready.

Well, we can certainly trust Russia to tell us the truth. I mean, they are super nice and sweet and all trustworthy and truthy and stuff, amiright? And Assange, he’s like, the posterchild of truthiness. He’s never done anything to make anyone question his credibility. I’m glad we’re on the right side of this one. (Holy shitballs! What in the hell is this man thinking? Is he for real?)

Apparently I’m not the only one who is completely freaked out by this, or at least questioning the sanity of the side we seem to be on at the moment.


Exactly. What he said. I’ll be working on my underground bunker and stocking on peanut butter and ammo if anyone needs me. Somebody elected a freaking lunatic to run the country, and frankly, I’m not comfortable with it.




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