The FBI Arrested Roger Stone. Oh Lordy There Are Tapes!

There have been a lot of bad days since Trump took office.

Looking back, Sean Spicer angrily yelling at the press about how they covered the smaller crowd size on Inauguration Day from within a cartoonishly small suit would be an omen of the shockingly stupid, inept, and corrupt stuff we’ve had to witness from Day One. To make matters worse, the Trump Crime Family is surrounded on all sides by truly horrible people, propping them up. From Fox News hosts Laura “Attack Teenage Shooting Survivors” Ingraham and Sean “Chicken Brain” Hannity to people like the miscreant Roger Stone, who first hit the political scene during the Nixon administration when he’d pull dirty tricks for the previously most terrible president ever.

Stone is probably one of the most obnoxious men in politics. He is unabashed in his lack of scruples, particularly if he’s doing something shady in pursuit of a Republican victory. A lot of us had a gut feeling that his bragging about his connections to WikiLeaks just before and during the dump of DNC emails meant that silver-haired, plastic surgery’d up terrible anime meant he was tied to the whole Russian collusion thing. And while he was never in the Trump campaign in any official capacity, we also know he advised Trump on several occasions.

Roger was also one of the people who yelled loudest about what would happen to Hillary Clinton. In fact, here’s a video of Roger leading a “lock her up” chant.

Which of course makes this next video…just…so…perfect.

I don’t know about you guys out there in Internet Land, but I could watch Roger Stone get raided by the FBI a million…billion, trillion times, and I’d never, ever get bored. In fact, what the hell, let’s just embed that tweet one more time, in case you missed it, and don’t wanna scroll back up. That’s how nice I am feeling on Roger Stone Friday.

And just to reiterate, the guy who just got arrested by the FBI in relation to the Mueller probe is this guy with the bullhorn:

But you know what, let’s not leave it on a sour note. One more time, let’s watch the FBI raid that bullhorn bastard’s home, in the wee small hours of the morning.

And finally, I’ll leave you with this meme I created on the fly, marking this festive occasion.

To wrap it up, let’s play a game. You tell me which of these people are going to be revealed as a witch by Bob Mueller next:

  • Donald Trump Jr.
  • Donald Trump
  • Ivanka Trump
  • Jared Kushner

The suspense must be killing them.

Good.

Whoops! Did I just put this video in here one more time? The video of Roger Stone being raided by the FBI? Did I? Oh well!


Writer/comedian James Schlarmann is the founder of The Political Garbage Chute and his work has been featured on The Huffington Post. You can follow James on Facebook and Instagram, but not Twitter because he has a potty mouth.

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