Commentary March 7, 2018 November 3, 2018 If More Guns Make Us Safer, Why Haven’t Shootings Stopped? by James Schlarmann
Commentary February 23, 2018 February 23, 2018 I Absolutely Adore How Terrified Of Teenagers The Gun-Cuddlers Are by James Schlarmann
Commentary February 15, 2018 February 15, 2018 Blaming Mental Illness For Mass Shootings Is As Dumb As Electing A D-List Reality TV Star To The White House by James Schlarmann
Commentary October 3, 2017 October 3, 2017 When Will Moderate White Americans Condemn This and Every Other Act of Violence White People Commit? by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 22, 2017 July 22, 2017 Donald Trump Accidentally Finds Obama’s Confiscated Guns Stuffed Into White House Closet by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 3, 2017 July 3, 2017 Arkansas Dog Wonders When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Address Her Brother’s Morality Problem by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire December 15, 2016 December 15, 2016 Obama Making Preparations To Return Every Single Gun He Confiscated by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire November 30, 2016 November 30, 2016 Obama Wants To Be A ‘Private Sector Gun Grabber’ When He Leaves Office by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire September 23, 2016 September 23, 2016 White Guy Annoyed Black Community Won’t Listen To His Advice About Problems He Says They Don’t Have by James Schlarmann