Guys, please take a seat because what I’m about to write will probably cause you to get the vapors and pass out. Okay. Ready?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a liar.
Shocked to your core, I’m sure, huh? Well, specifically I want to bring up her most recent lie. Of course, by the time you read this she’ll have lied another forty two times or so, but for our purposes, we’re gonna focus on the lie she told reporters this morning about Roger Stone’s arrest.
“This doesn’t have anything to do with the president. It doesn’t have anything to do with the White House,” @PressSec Sarah Sanders says of Roger Stone being indicted in Mueller probe. https://t.co/6OI3qetWP6 pic.twitter.com/0eHz8gB48k
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 25, 2019
So, um, Roger Stone getting arrested doesn’t have anything to do with Trump, eh Sarah? Even though he worked in the Trump campaign, and worked extremely closely with Steve Bannon, eh Sarah? Even though they worked so closely together that Stone’s indictment lists Bannon as a high-ranking Trump official that asked Roger about future WikiLeaks dumps, it has nothing to do with Trump, you say, Sarah?
Well, here’s the thing. I’ll take your “Roger Stone has nothing to do with Donald Trump” and I’ll raise you literally all these pictures, Sarah. Deal?
You know what though? In all fairness to Huckabeast, all these pictures are from the past. All they do is establish that Trump and Stone go away back. I mean, that’s nothing, right? It surely doesn’t show that there was a strong connection between them, and that Stone would have considered himself loyal to Trump.
Maybe Trump broke off relations with Stone before the campaign. Oh, what’s that you say? Roger Stone was part of the Trump campaign? Oh. Well.
I mean, there aren’t more pictures of Roger with Don are there? That would make Sarah look even stupider than she already does…
Well, I’m sure Trump is handling this development with his usual charm, grace, and cool demeanor.
Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country! NO COLLUSION! Border Coyotes, Drug Dealers and Human Traffickers are treated better. Who alerted CNN to be there?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 25, 2019
Oh. Oopsie again!
Well, here’s to the next days being very, very lit fam! #RogerStoneGotArrestedBeforeHillaryClinton
Writer/comedian James Schlarmann is the founder of The Political Garbage Chute and his work has been featured on The Huffington Post. You can follow James on Facebook and Instagram, but not Twitter because he has a potty mouth.