This is just precious, adorable even. The parent in the room with the worst behaved child in history is passing out criticism to everyone else on how to raise their own kids while pointing out every single one of their teeny tiny perceived flaws. Mike Pence officially gives a whole new meaning to SanctiDaddy.

Mike Pence chastised President Obama on Friday for indirectly referring to Donald Trump as a demagogue, saying – perhaps ironically – that “name calling” has no “place in public life.”
But on Friday, Pence, responding directly to the president’s comments about Trump at the Democratic convention on Wednesday, told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt: “I don’t think name calling has any place in public life, and I thought that was unfortunate that the president of the United States would use a term like that.” source

Sweet Baby Lawd Jeebus ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Have you met your running mate, Cinnamon Hitler, Top Twat of Twitter?
“Truly Weird Rand Paul”
“Crooked Hillary”
“Corrupt Kaine”
“Little Marco”
“Lyin’ Ted”
“1 for 38 Kasich”

“Crazy Bernie”
“Goofy Elizabeth”, Pocahontas
“Low Energy Jeb”
At the same time Pence was having this conversation on air, Comrade Trump was Tweeting:
Might I suggest doing a bit of cleaning up in your house, there, Mikey? Or does this rule only apply to “those people” when they merely imply negative yet truthful things about your running buddy? See, I’m trying to figure out why this is okay for everyone else but not President Obama, and quite honestly there is only one major difference I can determine. They are both men in politics, and one of them merely inferred “a name”, while another is blatantly attacking with them multiple times on a daily basis. Hmmm…definitely something to consider.
If Pence weren’t such a socially conservative douche, I might think this were a badly played sarcastic joke. But nope, no way. He has his old, white man head way too far up every woman’s uterus to be ironic and witty. However, it will be enjoyable to watch him invoke the Bible and God’s laws while spinning out hypocritical bullshittery at every turn.

Matthew 23:25-26 Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. Blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and dish, and then the outside also will be clean.”

Or maybe he doesn’t think Trump will be elected the President of the United States, and therefore he is not subject to these rules? Trump is not a real politician? Is it possible he has already accepted the inevitable, and this was his semi-subtle way of admitting it to the rest of the world?
So, Pence, are you a racist, a Pharisee, or just resigned to politically wipe out with a fascist loser demagogue?


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