Hey, Trump fans? Got a minute? I want to ask you something.
Because it seems to me like maybe your Dear Orange Leader was a bit confused. It hit me today after reading the last four days’ worth of his tweets that maybe President Trump, then Candidate Trump, meant to say “whining.” Maybe he gets winning and whining confused because he’s an illiterate fuck wibbler and he thought he was talking about his propensity to whine, bitch, kvetch, moan, and bleat about how unfairly he thinks the world is treating him.
Don’t believe me? Well, let’s take a look at the last four days of Trump tweets, and you tell me if you’re sick of all that whining yet. Sound good? Of course it does!
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July 27th, 2017
These tweets came just a few minutes after Senators Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, and John McCain put their country before their party and voted with the Senate Democrats to kill the “skinny repeal” of Blacky McDemocrat Care. Here Trump whines about how the “American people” were let down by the Democrats and the three defectors from his party. We get it, Trumpers, you don’t think Obamacare is any good “cuz socialism,” but you know which American people weren’t let down by killing the “skinny repeal?”
The millions of Americans who depend on Obamacare for their insurance, that’s who.
July 28th, 2017
And here we have his tweets from the day after his most humiliating day of his historically humiliating presidency. You know, it’s funny, all you Trumpers voted for this man because you bought into a myth. Namely, you believed the myth of Donald Trump Business Tycoon. He’s nothing of the sort. This man was halfway between third and home and is trying to take credit for pitching a perfect game. And if you don’t think that analogy is hilarious, I don’t want to know you anymore.
Anyway, the point is that Trump isn’t a business tycoon. He couldn’t even make casinos profitable. He’s driven his businesses into bankruptcy on more than one occasion. Trump may be a brash, ballsy, take risks kinda guy. But he does that because he’s never, not once, been held to account when he fucks up and fails. So that’s what these tweets are really about — he’s lashing out and spewing blame so the buck doesn’t stop remotely anywhere near his desk. And this is the guy leading the “personal accountability” party, by the way.
Why Dumb Donny thinks we should change longstanding Senate logistics is simple: he needs to cheat to win. Cheaters change the rules of the game to get a win. Or to phrase it for Trumpers — he’s a cuck. The cuckiest cuck to ever cuck. Call him Donald Cuck and his wife Daisy Cuck. Okay, you get the point, your savior is a massive baby man who can’t handle losing.
Maybe that’s not true. Maybe I’m jut speculating. But one thing he is definitely not, proven by the last six months, is a “closer” or “master deal maker.” He sucks at both…out loud.
July 29th, 2017
The very next day, here’s Captain Piss Party, Republican Deity, bitching yet again about how the Senate operates. We get it, Donny, you can’t win under the normal rules of the game and you want them changed. But the thing is, if Trump gets his way and McConnell blows up the filibuster, it’s almost a guarantee we get universal healthcare.
Anyone who thinks that the GOP will retain control of Congress forever doesn’t get how this country works. In a lot of ways Trump’s election shouldn’t have been a surprise, because it’s exceedingly rare for a political party in the modern era to win three presidential elections in a row. Swing Vote America gives a fuck about things like not letting one party reign for too long. So even if it means handing off control of the party from decent, if not wimpy and yes bought off people to crazy people, they do it. Because it’s better than living in a monarchy, they argue.
One day, the Dems will control Congress again, and when they do, if the filibuster is gone, guess what kinds of stuff they’ll ram down Republican America’s throat? And we all know the Guns and God crowd doesn’t freak out about that kind of shit at all. There wouldn’t be any kind of violent backlash from the Backyard Commando set, I’m sure…
The point is that Trump racked up seven tweets in two days as the most powerful man in the world basically bitching about how the Constitution works. Which is ironic considering the antiquated and terrible Electoral College, in the Constitution, is the only reason he’s president.
July 30th, 2017
And finally, today’s repeal failure whining. Once again, Trump is imploring the GOP to gut the filibuster. In four days, he’s whined almost ten times about what is, essentially, a failure of his own making. He made it worse by trying so hard so publicly to shame and coax certain senators into caving. He staked his reputation as a deal maker on this and he failed, miserably. All he has know is deflection, which he’s laying on thick and which I’m sure Trump fans are gobbling up voraciously.
Or maybe I’m wrong…?
At some point even some die hard Trump Fans will start pealing off, I would think. Whether these tweets are the tipping point for y’all or not, I have to think a good healthy chunk of you are going to start getting tired of all the whining. A boyish man can hope, can’t he?