Guys, we really need to stop making fun of President-Elect Fuckwit Trump’s looks. He’s made it abundantly clear he doesn’t like unflattering photos being used in news articles. You really can’t blame him for being protective of his ego. I mean, it’s not like he’s, on innumerable occasions, made himself the extreme butt of a joke, right?
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Right? I mean, he’s never, ever done thinks to make himself look like a total, braying jackass in public right?
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I mean, he’d NEVER do something to embarrass himself…
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So I thought I’d do our soon-to-be most powerful man in the free world a favor and put together an online album of the most flattering, photogenic pictures of him that I could find on the Internet. Let me know how I did.







No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to find a picture of Trump where he looks even remotely normal. I hope he doesn’t mind. I certainly made as honest an effort as he deserves to find a flattering picture. Well, let’s try one more…

Perfect.
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