Dear Dumb Donald Trump Jr.,

Hi! How are you? Oops, sorry, I forgot that I don’t care.

Apparently you are quite proud the tweet in which you called liberalism a “disease,” because you not only tweeted it once, you retweeted it. Here’s your tweet, because I know your family has a habit of denying reality whenever it suits their whims/white-collar crimes:

Let’s just set aside for a minute the fact that you’re up in arms over criticism of a child’s Christmas story.

Funnily enough, I too find the over hand-wringing about Rudolph a bit silly, given the subtext of the story is tolerance and kindness. Of course, I’m an intelligent human being — and I know that doesn’t necessarily mean that the 50+ year old story is told in a way that’s congruent with modern sensibilities, which means it could use a little updating if people care enough to — so I don’t get my shit twisted about people noticing things that don’t fit with who we are anymore. But you do you, Chronic Jizz Face.

You do you.

What you’re actually upset about here, Junior, is overreaching political correctness. That concern is something that is pretty universal, despite what Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity bleat about “cultural Marxism.” You see, you dopey sack of shit, there’s not tearing down people for the sake of a joke or story and then there’s being a walking, talking concern troll that polices tone and language to the point of becoming fascistic. Pretty much everyone hates that, and it’s not exclusive to liberals or conservatives.

Your own dopey dumbfuck dad tries to play this game with NFL players. They have to stand for the anthem or they’re not real patriots. They might offend some soldier somewhere by not standing, so clearly the NFL player must be forced to show respect to the magical freedom rag. If you want more examples of conservative political correctness, go to one of your dad’s book burning/MAGA rallies and say something remotely critical of Christianity. You’ll see more Godly men acting like the Taliban than you’d see pregnant Russians dropping their anchor babies at Mar-a-Lago.

Here’s the real kicker though, Donny: Tantrums about uber-PC libs don’t change the fact that you lied to Congress, and very likely the FBI. No matter how many stupid things overly-sensitive liberals harangue us about, none of them take away from the fact that you conspired to collude with a hostile foreign power, and have lied repeatedly about it, including under oath.

To be fair, maybe you didn’t lie to congress or the FBI. You and your dad’s team are busy spinning and spinning, and you’re all clinging to technicalities to explain why you really didn’t lie under oath. But there are several people, including highly ranking members of House committees, who believe you probably did. I guess we’ll just have to wait for all the evidence to be presented.

One thing I know for certain though, is that I have never  been accused of lying to Congress. I have never been accused of covering up a conspiracy to collude with a hostile foreign power to steal an election. And I’m liberal as fuck.

Maybe I do have a disease. Maybe that disease is called “liberalism.” But know what I don’t have? Any pending indictments.

Can you say the same, Donny Jr?


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