5 Reasons Sarah Palin’s Endorsement Will Win Donald Trump the Presidency

Sarah Palin just cost Donald Trump the election by endorsing him...or did she?

5 Names Ted Cruz Will Propose For “Planet 9”

What would Ted Cruz name the new planet that's just been discovered in our solar system?

Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution

Greg Abbott, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans.

The Comedian’s Sloppy Wet Dream Orgy That is Palin Endorsing Trump

Palin endorsing Trump. A dream come true. Nightmares are still dreams too, right?

5 Possible Cabinet Positions for Sarah Palin in President Trump’s Administration

What cabinet role would you give Sarah Palin? Donald Trump may be in the position to consider this question come November.

Republican Terrified He’ll Have to Blame Everything on Someone Other Than Obama After This...

When President Obama leaves office next year, there will be a great many people like this man with lots of time on their hands.

Sarah Palin’s Trump Endorsement: A Translation for Smart People

Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump was every bit the rambling incoherent mess you'd expect, so we translated what we could for you.

After Palin Endorses Trump, Cruz Looks For His Own Moron Endorsement

Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump is a major setback for Sen. Ted Cruz's presidential aspirations.

5 Ways America Will Be Improved Under President Ted Cruz

Think a Ted Cruz presidency would be a waking nightmare? You're not wrong. But if you're white, hetero, Christian, and male, it won't be so bad.

Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Silver Cross For Beer Run

Another award for bravery has been given to a member of the Oregon Militia.