Paul Ryan Resorts to Smacking Medications Out of Poor People’s Mouths

After eight years and more than 50 votes to repeal it, Paul Ryan realizes Obamacare is here to stay and needs a new plan to hurt the poor.

Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids...

Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.

Backside of Mount Rushmore Being Prepared for New Trump Bust

To the victors go the spoils, and Mount Rushmore is about to get spoiled, President Donald Trump style.

Trump Says He’s “Disappointed” He Wasn’t Asked To Star In “It” Remake

Co-President Donald Trump is extremely upset that no one in Communist Hollywood asked him to be in the new "It" remake.

Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.

Park Services Report: More People Attended Don Jr./Russia Meeting Than Trump’s Inauguration

A Park Services report estimates that there were more people in the meeting between Don Jr. and the Russian lawyer than his dad's inauguration.

Donald Trump Accidentally Finds Obama’s Confiscated Guns Stuffed Into White House Closet

President Trump accidentally found a cache of weapons taken from good, clean, ammo hoarding American patriots by Barack Obama.

5 Jobs Sean Spicer Can Apply For Next

Sean Spicer -- the walking, talking, meme in a two-sizes-too-big suit, will be leaving the White House in September. We have some new job ideas for him.

Delta Offers Ann Coulter Free Irrevocable Lifetime Seat on Plane’s Wing

Conservative pundit Ann Coulter's feud with Delta Airlines may finally be coming to an end as the airline carrier offers her a deal she can't refuse.

Sean Spicer Says Obama Put a ‘Sharia Voodoo Hex’ on Trump’s Administration

Did former President Barack Obama (D-Kenya) use his dark magic to put a curse on the Trump administration? Sean Spicer thinks so.