Wayne LaPierre Gets Choked Up About Guns Not Sold After Failed Background Checks

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NRA Vice-President Wayne LaPierre emotes about gun sales.

Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For His Campaign

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Donald Trump is desperate for campaign cash.

"Pro-Life" Internet Activist Threatens Comedy Writer Because He Can't Understand Satire

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MOM'S BASEMENT, TOAD SUCK, ARKANSAS -- Pro-life Internet activist Willy Evaleav was just shocked and all a flutter when the big social networking sites announced they would comply with the European...

Confused Trump Tries To Literally Get Into Bed With Michele Bachmann, Kicks Daughter Out...

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Trump didn't know what Michele Bachmann getting into bed with him meant.

Trump Campaign Files For Chapter 11

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The Trump campaign is in deep financial trouble.

Hillary Clinton Promises to Confiscate 'At Least Three Times As Many' Guns As Obama...

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OAK HAVEN, OHIO -- In the battleground state of Ohio this weekend, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton told a crowd of her supporters that she would do...

Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing 'F— All' In The Face of Gun Violence...

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Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.

God Issues New Commandment: 'Thou Shalt Not Be Shitty to LGBT People In My...

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God's got a new commandment for his peeps, ALL of them.

The Bachmann Diaries: Donald Trump Chose ME As A Member Of His Cabinet!

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Dear Diary, Donald Trump has formed a Christian Cabinet, and he chose me to be part of it! I am so honored, especially since I will be serving on this...