Dear Dummy Donald and The Patriots: Shut the Fuck Up. Fewer Players Met Trump,...

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We get it, New England Patriots. Your owner has a hard-on for the dopey, narcissistic, trust fund racist with terrible hair.

5 Places Bill O’Reilly Can Work Next

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Poor Bill O'Reilly is going to need a new place to work soon. We have some fun filled suggestions for where he can go be a perv.

When Are Conservatives Going to Address Fox Newsmen on Fox Newswomen Crime?

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Does Fox News have a cultural problem? Is that why their white newsmen keep getting in trouble for harassing their newswomen?

The Blaze’s Countersuit Against Timmy Lahren Paints Her As An Abusive, Potty Mouthed Snowflake

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Tammy Lahren, embattled former star of The Blaze, has been countersued by her former employer and the details are juicy as hell.

I’m Sure the Administration That Lies About Meeting Foreign Agents is Keeping White House...

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Keeping the White House Visitor logs secret should only concern you if you care about your government not keeping secrets from you.

Donald Trump’s Gourmet Dessert and Airstrike Pairing Menu

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President Donald Trump loves desert. And he also loves airstrikes. So of course he'd love to pair the two for a fine dining/warring experience.

Sean Spicer Presents: Fun Facts and Trivia About World War II

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Think Sean Spicer is a mealy-mouthed moron who doesn't know his head from posterior when it comes to WW2? Think again! He's on it!

Bernie Sanders Is the Most Popular Senator, But Tell Me Again How He Couldn’t...

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Bernie Sanders could have beaten Donald Trump. Say it again. Bernie Sanders could have beaten Donald Trump. Say it one more time.

Jared Kushner . . . Making Satire Easy Again

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Forget working hard, paying your dues, gaining experience, and bringing knowledge and expertise to each job. First Donald Trump unequivocally proved that, actually, anyone really COULD become President, giving...

The Republicans Just Went Nuclear. Progressives Need To Be The Fallout.

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Senator Mitch McConnell has gotten his way, invoked the nuclear option, and Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed, but libs can still win the bigger fight.