James Comey Really Should Probably STFU About Hillary’s Emails Now

If FBI Director James Comey is talking about Hillary Clinton's emails, there's a better than average chance he's doing it all wrong.

Dear The FCC: Stop Being a Bunch of Humorless Cock Holsters, Would Ya?

The FCC really must not have much else better to do if they're going to legitimately probe comedian Stephen Colbert for mocking Trump.

5 Other Things That Make James Comey “Mildly Nauseous”

Aww, poor James Comey gets a rumbley in his tumbly when he thinks he might have helped Donny the Douche win the White House.

Suck My Dick, Stephen Colbert’s Putin/Trump Joke Was Not Homophobic

The über-PC left is going to drive more and more people right if they keep attacking allies like comedian Stephen Colbert.

5 Reasons Donald Trump Thinks The Civil War Was Fought

Donald Trump might be a little confused about the Civil War and its causes, but that won't stop him from giving you that bad information.

Taking a Guess at Second Lady Melania Trump’s Daily Schedule

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Melania Trump apparently didn't want to be First Lady or live with her husband at the White House. We took a guess at what she does all day instead.

After Lying For Years About Democrats Exempting Themselves From Obamacare, The GOP Exempted Themselves...

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After spending the better part of half a decade lying about congressional exemptions for Obamacare, the Republicans exempt themselves from Trumpcare.

Remember That Time Obama Plugged His Luxury Resort On The State Department Website?

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That time Barack Obama pimped out his luxury resort on the official State Department Website was hilarious, remember, guys?

A Translation of Donald Trump’s AP Interview For Non-Morons

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"President" Donald Trump gave one of the wackiest, most incoherent interviews of all time to the AP. We translated it for our non-moronic audience.

4 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Trump’s Budget

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Donald Trump's budget is an insult to anyone who considers themselves a Christian, which explains why the religious right loves it so much.