James Comey Really Should Probably STFU About Hillary’s Emails Now

If FBI Director James Comey is talking about Hillary Clinton's emails, there's a better than average chance he's doing it all wrong.

Dear The FCC: Stop Being a Bunch of Humorless Cock Holsters, Would Ya?

The FCC really must not have much else better to do if they're going to legitimately probe comedian Stephen Colbert for mocking Trump.

5 Other Things That Make James Comey “Mildly Nauseous”

Aww, poor James Comey gets a rumbley in his tumbly when he thinks he might have helped Donny the Douche win the White House.

Suck My Dick, Stephen Colbert’s Putin/Trump Joke Was Not Homophobic

The über-PC left is going to drive more and more people right if they keep attacking allies like comedian Stephen Colbert.

5 Reasons Donald Trump Thinks The Civil War Was Fought

Donald Trump might be a little confused about the Civil War and its causes, but that won't stop him from giving you that bad information.

Taking a Guess at Second Lady Melania Trump’s Daily Schedule

Melania Trump apparently didn't want to be First Lady or live with her husband at the White House. We took a guess at what she does all day instead.

After Lying For Years About Democrats Exempting Themselves From Obamacare, The GOP Exempted Themselves...

After spending the better part of half a decade lying about congressional exemptions for Obamacare, the Republicans exempt themselves from Trumpcare.

Remember That Time Obama Plugged His Luxury Resort On The State Department Website?

That time Barack Obama pimped out his luxury resort on the official State Department Website was hilarious, remember, guys?

A Translation of Donald Trump’s AP Interview For Non-Morons

"President" Donald Trump gave one of the wackiest, most incoherent interviews of all time to the AP. We translated it for our non-moronic audience.

4 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Trump’s Budget

Donald Trump's budget is an insult to anyone who considers themselves a Christian, which explains why the religious right loves it so much.