Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century
Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday.
Klan Member ‘Really Impressed’ With Donald Trump’s Economic Vision for America
Donald Trump attracts some praise from an unorthodox source.
Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products
After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has decided to cut its Donald Trump line.
Ted Cruz Facts
Here are some of the more interesting things you may not know about Ted Cruz.
House Benghazi Report Reveals Hillary Clinton Was Second Gunman On Grassy Knoll
The Benghazi Report also reveals she was behind Jar Jar Binks.
The Blaze’s Countersuit Against Timmy Lahren Paints Her As An Abusive, Potty Mouthed Snowflake
Tammy Lahren, embattled former star of The Blaze, has been countersued by her former employer and the details are juicy as hell.
North Carolina Governor Deputizes Ty-D Bol Man to Patrol State's Bathrooms
North Carolina has a new genital detective.
Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Silver Cross For Beer Run
Another award for bravery has been given to a member of the Oregon Militia.
Hasbro Announces New “Trumpnopoly” Game, Point Is To File Bankruptcy And Duck Income Tax
A Trump-flavored twist on a classic.
DEA Agent Explains Why the Drug War Is an Unmitigated Success
One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.
