5 Reasons You’re the Worst Person Ever for Supporting Bernie Sanders

You're the Worst Person Ever if you support Bernie Sanders, and here's why!

3 Things Donald Trump Did During the Eclipse

President Donald Trump isn't what you'd call a fan of science. So he had these three other, much more important things to do during the eclipse.

Does Tucker Carlson Remove the Nazi Dicks in Trump’s Mouth Before Puting Trump’s In...

If you're even slightly familiar with my work -- either satirical or just comical -- you know that I take American politics extremely seriously. One thing I really pride...

A Statement from Barack Obama’s Real Birth Certificate About Trump’s Complaints of Witch Hunts

Barack Obama's long form birth certificate a tweet from President Donald Trump that warranted an official response. Here it is.

5 Things Classical Liberals And The Founding Fathers Agree On

Classical Liberals are just like modern liberals except, you know, without all that acknowledgment of the 21st century and stuff.

FDA To Approve Republican Butthurt Medication For After Trump Loses

The FDA is working hard to approve a drug before Trump loses in a historic landslide.

Illinois Nazi Party Endorses Donald Trump for President

Donald Trump is just raking in the endorsements now.

Suck My Dick, Stephen Colbert’s Putin/Trump Joke Was Not Homophobic

The über-PC left is going to drive more and more people right if they keep attacking allies like comedian Stephen Colbert.

The Washington Post Confirms Sean Hannity As Full Of Shit As His Führer

Sean Hannity lie? What, is it a day that ends in "Y" or something?

6 Questions Ted Cruz Would Allow to Be Asked During 1-on-1 Trump Debate

Ted Cruz challenged Donald Trump to a one-on-one debate, but what kinds of questions would the fickle Cruz allow to be asked?