Ted Cruz Says Satan Is a Democrat, Satan Says Ted Cruz is a Demonic...

Ted Cruz gets a verbal smackdown from the Devil.

5 Ways You Can Tell the War on Drugs is Really Effective

The War on Drugs is totally working. Like TOTALLY.

Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution

Greg Abbott, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans.

I Watched the GOP Debate and Then I Punched Myself in the Crotch —...

A choice between a punch to the groin or watching the GOP debate, which would you take?

5 Names Ted Cruz Will Propose For “Planet 9”

What would Ted Cruz name the new planet that's just been discovered in our solar system?

5 Ways Bernie Sanders’ Agenda Will RUIN America

Think you like Bernie Sanders' agenda? Read this first to be sure!

4 Reasons Every Bernie Supporter Should Give Up Hope for His Success

Just ask 2008 Hillary -- Bernie Sanders is toast because the media says so.

This Cat Is 'Pretty Sure' He'd Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

Can this cat be a better president than Donald Trump?

Fundamentalist Christian Republican 'Warming Up' to ISIS After Orlando Shooting

The deadly Orlando shooting has inspired one man to rethink his hatred of ISIS.

The British Government’s 3-Point Safety Plan for LGBT+ Britons Traveling Through America’s Bible Belt

The British government extends its travel advisory to LGBT people entering the Bible Belt.