3 Things Donald Trump Did During the Eclipse

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President Donald Trump isn't what you'd call a fan of science. So he had these three other, much more important things to do during the eclipse.

Congressional Republican: Runaway Spending Means Transgender, Poor Kids Should Starve

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One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.

Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Investigation

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Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.

DeVos Wants More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History Cut From Curriculum

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New Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants history books to contain only the bare, biblical essentials and nothing else...literally.

Obama Offers To Trade Real Birth Certificate For Wire Tap Recordings

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President Trump has been offered the material contained within Obama's wire tap but only if he hands over Obama's real birth certificate.

Taking a Moment to Honor Steve Bannon, Former Chief Strategist for Donald Trump (GIFs)

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With former Breitbart executive Steve Bannon gone from the White House, President Trump will need a new Secretary of Race War.

Obama’s Trump Wiretap Uncovered By White House Cleaning Staff

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What could Obama have learned in a wiretap of Trump? We may have just found out, according to White House sources.

Mobile Deportation Detention Centers Will Be Installed Behind Traveling Trump Circus

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In two cities, Trump and his sons announce two different things that are connected by a hot topic in the White House: deportation.

Ben Carson: Ending Slavery Took Work Experience From Dark Skinned, Unpaid Interns

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Housing and Urban Development Secretary Dr. Ben Carson may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but he's also really ignorant.

Trump Wants Congress to Probe Link Between Clinton, Obama, JFK, Loch Ness Monster, and...

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Donald Trump doesn't just want the Russia/Clinton uranium conspiracy investigated by Congress, he has more tinfoil transmissions to share.