Remember How Obama Kept Threatening to Shut Down the Government, Declare a National Emergency,...

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I don't know why all my fellow libtarded Americans are freaking out over this government shutdown. It's a long-standing tradition for American presidents to hold their country's government hostage...

Okay Trumpers, Go Ahead and Crowdfund Your Monument to Being Duped by a Conman...

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A man in Florida -- of course it's Florida -- has started a GoFundMe campaign to raise the funds necessary for building President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's border wall. A Florida man...

Remember How Obama Spent Most Days Just Rage Tweeting About Republicans and Attacking Institutions

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Say what you will about Republicans -- but at least they're as consistent in their outrage as they are in their principles and values. For years they railed against...

Trump’s Not Dumb. He Knows He’s The Smocking Gun.

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I know, I know. It's going to come off pretty silly for me to say this, but I think it's true, and this the Internet so I get to...

Dear Dumb Don Jr: Maybe Liberalism is a Disease, But It’s Not a Crime...

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Dear Dumb Donald Trump Jr., Hi! How are you? Oops, sorry, I forgot that I don't care. Apparently you are quite proud the tweet in which you called liberalism a "disease,"...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Terrifies and Demolishes Conservatives on Social Media

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When Democrats in New York elected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to the House of Representatives in November, it clearly short circuited a lot of conservatives' brains...and now they dog her every...

John Bolton and Donald Trump: Two Old, Cowardly, Little Chicken Hawk Cucks

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What is it with Republicans electing people who talk a big game about the military, and America's armed forces, but who have never once served a day in their...

LOL @ The Media for Trying to Convince Americans There Was No Blue Wave

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You gotta love the corporate-sponsored medias sphere. After spending months building the "Blue Wave" narrative in their various publications, and it's very important to remember that -- they created...

Quick Question For Trump Supporters: Is Donald Trump Still Our President?

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Trump supporters-- bear with me. I sometimes get confused. Is Donald Trump our president, even after we protest him, resist him, and ridicule him? Or do we protest him, ridicule...

What the World Needs Now Are Laughs, Sweet Laughs

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I have a story to tell. About a year ago, I was connecting through Heathrow Airport in London, and while waiting for my (unsurprisingly) delayed BA flight, I was sat...