Dear Sarah Palin: Fuck You. ‘Punk-Ass Thuggery’ is a Sucker Punch, Not a Protest

Sarah Palin has no idea what punk-ass thuggery is, though if she opened her eyes, she'd get a clue.

Oprah’s Golden Globes Speech Was Magnificent And That Doesn’t Mean She Should Be President

NO. No no no no no no no. Just in case I wasn't clear before: NO. Look, I love Oprah Winfrey's Cecil B. DeMille acceptance speech as much as any good-hearted libtard should....

Fragile Snowflake Trump Supporters Want To Boycott These Companies For Hurting Their Feels

I am having so much trouble keeping up with the Trump supporter Evangelical Christian boycott list, and why, I decided I really needed a cheat sheet. This will also...

Don Trump’s Against Gutting The Congressional Ethics Watchdog Now? Yeah, Bullshit.

Donald Trump cares about Congressional ethics like Donald Trump cares about people whose names don't rhyme with "Monald Mump."

Young, Educated And Drowning In Student Loan Debt

Poverty is something that I am all too familiar with. Throughout my life, I knew what it felt like to want for basic necessities like three solid meals a...

Conservatives Hate For Hillary Is Just Like Jesus!

Law and Order and the Constitution are two of the biggest platforms of the GOP this year, so obviously that means we skip the entire judicial process and go...

You Sound Like A Moron When You Compare Guns to Drugs or Cars. Here's...

Comparing laws about guns to laws about drugs are cars makes you smart? Guess again.

The Curious Case Of The “Alt-White” Support For Trump

Much like herpes or the Meat of the Month Club, the campaign and election of Donald Trump to the presidency is a gift that just keeps on giving. The past...

Bill Clinton’s Got Some Real Balls to Blame Millennials for All America’s Problems

Bill Clinton's blaming of millennials for the Tea Party is laughable and offensive.