Only These Candidates Would Be Better Presidents Than Donald Trump and Are Worthy of...

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So you want to vote Donald Trump out of office, eh? You see and understand the existential threat that Trumpism, not really even conservatism, represents to our country, do...

5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders

Five totally solid reasons for not voting for Bernie Sanders.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Roger Stone Has Nothing to Do With Trump and These...

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Guys, please take a seat because what I'm about to write will probably cause you to get the vapors and pass out. Okay. Ready? Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a liar. Shocked...

The FBI Arrested Roger Stone. Oh Lordy There Are Tapes!

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There have been a lot of bad days since Trump took office. Looking back, Sean Spicer angrily yelling at the press about how they covered the smaller crowd size on...

Pelosi Politely Tells Trump He Can Fuck Himself and Deliver the State of the...

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Donald Trump is clearly a man who thinks he gets what he wants, whenever he wants. A lifetime of never being held accountable, no matter how self-evident it is...

Trump Unveils Cringe Worthy “Theme” for 2020 and the Internet Rightly Torched Him For...

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I know that what I'm about to type may be so shocking as to induce vomiting, anxiety, and general panic, but I have a duty to you, the readers,...

Those Good, Clean, Christian, Peace Keeping Covington Boys Might Also Like a Rape Joke...

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh boy the Internet is on fire right now about the Covington Boys, isn't it? A newly released video promises to keep those fires burning for a few more...

Donald Trump Clarifies That Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is a Liar and a Coward

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We all know Donald Trump lies, because he does it in much the same way as you or I breathe oxygen. We also know that by extension, his press...

Trump’s Old Pal Howard Stern Flays Him Over ‘Waste of Money’ Wall He’s ‘Embarrassed...

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Even though their political views don't mesh all that well, the King of All Media, Howard Stern considers the President of the United States (When Putin Lets Him Be),...

Tabasco Lahren Thought She Was Being Clever About the Gillette Ad and Twitter Destroyed...

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Please sit down and prepare yourself. I'm about to tell you something that will shock you down to your very core, and perhaps make you lose all kinds of...