Last week, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un got into yet another war of words with the man he’s trying to goad into starting an actual war. Un called U.S. President Donald Trump a “dotard” and a “warmonger” and President Trump responded with his own sarcastic tweet in which he backhandedly called Un “short and fat.” Trump’s tweet is below, in case you needed an excuse to lose a few brain cells reading abject stupidity.
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2017
Now, look, I’m not one to take any spoiled, unfit, unworthy, entitled douchebag tyrant’s side over another’s. I mean, I frankly think in the battle between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un you’re supposed to root for violent diarrhea to befall both gladiators. But that being said, Donald Trump is such a contemptible piece of shit, and his supporters are such delusional, pants-shitting lunatics about turning a blind eye to gross incompetence and dangerous allergy to the truth, that it makes me just want to reach out to Un and hand him this list of insults, which I think are much more creative and better than basically calling the Orange Creamsicle of Assholeness “old.”
25 Better Insults For Kim Jong-Un To Use On Donald Trump
- Putin’s Pusillanimous Puppet
- The Michele Bachmann of Sarah Palins
- Captain Covfefe
- The Full-Blown AIDS of Presidents
- Mr. I Couldn’t Even Carry My Home State
- Fake News Fuckhead
- An Alleged Billionaire
- B-Team George W. Bush
- President Stupid-ham Stinkin’
- President Piss Party
- Apricot Pol Pot
- Tangerine Twat-waffle
- A mendacious, misanthropic miscreant…that wants to fuck his daughter.
- A trust fund racist…that regularly misuses “their, they’re, and there” in tweets.
- A Twitter-bound twit.
- The least-popularly elected POTUS of all time. (Bonus points for being true)
- Sausage Arteries McGee
- Mike Pence’s Placeholder
- A Less Likable Bag of Diarrhea Dipped in Orange Julius
- Sean Hannity’s Masturbatory Material
- The Older, Less Korean Me
- Tweetle Dumb
- That fuckwit from reality-TV.
- Darth Dumbass
- Donald J. Trump
Got any more to add? Let us know in the comments!