Citing Budget Deficit, Trump Enacts Tariff On Free Speech
byThis story was first published on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump issued an executive order today that placed a steep 1488%…
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LOL @ The Media for Trying to Convince Americans There Was No Blue Wave
byYou gotta love the corporate-sponsored medias sphere. After spending months building the “Blue Wave” narrative in their various publications, and it’s very important to…
Quick Question For Trump Supporters: Is Donald Trump Still Our President?
byTrump supporters– bear with me. I sometimes get confused. Is Donald Trump our president, even after we protest him, resist him, and ridicule him?…
What the World Needs Now Are Laughs, Sweet Laughs
byI have a story to tell. About a year ago, I was connecting through Heathrow Airport in London, and while waiting for my (unsurprisingly)…
If You’re Outraged About Alex Jones Being Kicked Off Facebook, PLEASE BOYCOTT IT!
byAre you super-duper offended that Alex Jones was tossed off Apple, Spotify, and Facebook? Do you misguidedly believe his First Amendment rights were suborned,…
Leading Graduating Kindergartners, Trump Briefly Forgets Words to Pledge of Allegiance
byThis story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump experienced a brief moment of confusion when…
Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians
byTHIS STORY WAS FIRST PUBLISHED ON THE PASTICHE POST. LA ORINA DA SATANÁS, ARIZONA — Seth Lindstrom, The High Chieftain of The Temple of…
Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart
byIDIOTIC FUCKFACE, TEXAS — Deep in the heart of Texas, right-wing media mogul and provocateur Alex Jones is still pumping out his daily brand…
If You’re Outraged About Alex Jones Being Kicked Off Facebook, PLEASE BOYCOTT IT!
byAre you super-duper offended that Alex Jones was tossed off Apple, Spotify, and Facebook? Do you misguidedly believe his First Amendment rights were suborned,…