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byI’ll be here all week. Tip your bartender. All joking aside — which is a lie because it’s impossible for me to stop joking…
Commentary
Only These Candidates Would Be Better Presidents Than Donald Trump and Are Worthy of Your 2020 Support
bySo you want to vote Donald Trump out of office, eh? You see and understand the existential threat that Trumpism, not really even conservatism,…
5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders
byFive totally solid reasons for not voting for Bernie Sanders.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Roger Stone Has Nothing to Do With Trump and These Pictures Say She’s a Liar
byGuys, please take a seat because what I’m about to write will probably cause you to get the vapors and pass out. Okay. Ready?…
Latest Humor & Satire
Transgender Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore
byPresident Donald Trump’s transgender military ban has many up in arms, but this Afghanistan veteran just hopes his bone spurs are okay.
Pelosi Politely Tells Trump He Can Fuck Himself and Deliver the State of the Union Somewhere Else
byDonald Trump is clearly a man who thinks he gets what he wants, whenever he wants. A lifetime of never being held accountable, no…
Trump Unveils Cringe Worthy “Theme” for 2020 and the Internet Rightly Torched Him For It
byI know that what I’m about to type may be so shocking as to induce vomiting, anxiety, and general panic, but I have a…
Those Good, Clean, Christian, Peace Keeping Covington Boys Might Also Like a Rape Joke Now and Then
byOhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy the Internet is on fire right now about the Covington Boys, isn’t it? A newly released video promises to keep those fires…
Donald Trump Clarifies That Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is a Liar and a Coward
byWe all know Donald Trump lies, because he does it in much the same way as you or I breathe oxygen. We also know…