Jack Posobiec And Trump’s Social Media Director Are Lying Sacks Of Shit: NO ONE Tried To Assassinate Donald Trump

Jack Posobiec is a lying idiot bastard.

Okay, so by now we all know that the giant potato sack full of orange diarrhea that is the Republican presidential nominee was rushed off stage in Reno, Nevada by Secret Service. We also have had it confirmed by several news sources and the Department of Homeland Security that the man who caused the security incident and was subsequently hauled off by Secret Service agents had no weapon of any kind. Not a gun. Not an explosive device. Nothing.

So someone realllllllllllllllllllly needs to tell that to the King Dipshit’s dumbfuck social media director. Because he retweeted stuff from Jack Posobiec, who dubs himself a “recovering political operative” and lists CBS news as one of his credits on his Twitter bio. Posobiec keeps tweeting out incredibly incendiary nonsense like this:

And he’s trying to claim the guy is a Hillary supporter, with tweets like this (note: No one has confirmed what the man’s political leanings are):

He had this meme queued up, which ironically really makes me think the dude was a total plant. He wasn’t, and we’ll get to that in just a second, but look at this stupendously stupid tweet:

Of course, if the guy was a plant, this  is the kind of false flag you know Alex Jones won’t say a damn thing about. Oh, and then this idiot tweeted out another complete and utter lie:

Jack Posobiec got me to break my promise to myself to not write political shit on the weekends. He is so transparently trying to gin up outrage it’s embarrassing to me as a fellow human being. It’s one thing to posit these things as conjecture, to feign a guess as to what happened. What Jack’s doing is just outright lying, twisting the established facts, and carrying on as if he’s not an obvious lying sack of shit.

But let me reiterate: Jack Posobiec is a lying sack of shit.




My wife made a really great observation as I burst into my office to pound away at the keys after reading Posobiec’s horrifically obvious bullshit tweets. She said that this is what happens when a reality TV star is in the mix. You get reality TV stunt bullshit like this. If ever there was proof that it’s time for this election to be over, it’s this lunacy.

Oh, and the reason we know the guy probably wasn’t a plant, as well as knowing he wasn’t a would-be assassin is that real journalists already confirmed via Homeland Security that the guy was trying to raise a sign, panicked Trump supporters shouted, “GUN!” and, well, the Secret Service had to rush a bag of AIDS vomit off the stage.

Remember this moment if in two days some slack-jawed moron shoots up a polling station, or tries to hijack a busload of ballots. Posobiec is acting not just stupidly, but extremely recklessly. And you have to wonder what the goddamned point is. No one is going to change their vote to Trump because some asshole tried to kill him anyway. What Hispanic guy is going to see this and forget that Trump hates him because of where he’s from? What woman is going to see this and think to herself that a little sexually predatory behavior is just fine? Who in the hell in their right mind is going to forget that Trump is a lying, manipulative, entitled, racist, sexist windbag because of this incident and then change their mind and vote for him?

No one will. This might galvanize some of his followers, but it’s not going to win him anything. And sure, I know that Team Trump just simply does not have to operate on any kind of level that resembles reality, but Posobiec is playing with fire. Derpy, multiple-gun-owning fire. I’d say he should be ashamed of himself, but no one working for that tit has anything resembling shame inside of them anyway, so I won’t hold my breath.

Now that I’ve covered the facts, covered that Jack Posobiec is a duplicitous, nakedly full of shit douchebag. Let me just do the world a public service and reiterate the most important part of this entire post:

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