Your latest screed against President Obama is maybe your most laughable yet. I’m not at all surprised that the half-wit who thought she was qualified to handle international negotiations because she lived a few miles from Russia while living in Alaska would concoct such a word salad of meaningless platitudes. I’m just taking the opportunity to use this little bit of web space to shine the light of truth on the shadows of bullshit you paint in, Derpy.
I figured the best way to respond to your Facebook post/verbal diarrhea attack was to quote you directly, then to respond directly. So let’s go with that, shall we?
First here’s the actual post so everyone knows I’m quoting you directly:
And now, let us commence with the idiocy!
Your title alone is cringe worthy in its hilarity.
OBAMA IS A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID
Maybe Obama is a special kind of stupid. Then again, the old axiom “Takes One to Know One” seems to apply here. Several cases in point:
Enough is enough, Mr. President. There’s no “due respect” due you after pulling this stunt.
Well, if anyone knows about stupid stunts, it’s Sarah “From My Backyard” Palin, isn’t it? Like when you decided this would show that gun grabbing libtard Michael Bloomberg for his soda tax…rambling incoherently and being a big dope drinking a Big Gulp on a big stage.
Exploiting a sick, evil, ideological-driven attack on Americans to further your twisted anti-Second Amendment mission is disgusting.
That’s…odd. Because it seems to like it’s the gun nuts like you, Queen Dummy, that are exploiting tragedies. Every single time some lunatic with an AR-15 that was way too easy for him to acquire goes and mows down a couple dozen people first you tell us we can’t talk about the obvious fact that guns like these are too easy to get your hands on. Then you go and scare the masses into thinking the black guy in the White House (soon the secret communist lesbian and Ben Gozzi’s pal) will be using his “twisted anti-Second Amendment mission” to disarm them. So they go out and buy a shit load of guns they don’t and never will need.
Exploitation of tragedy is what Republicans have gotten really good at. *cough* 9/11 *cough* so for one to accuse anyone else on the face of the planet of doing the same is so much outright hypocrisy is short circuits my brain waves.
Today you’re demanding an “explanation” from law abiding gun owners, but not demanding the same from followers of Islam, the religion behind this terror?
Obama is demanding an explanation from people who flatly refuse to admit that it’s outright stupid that every gun purchase not go through a background check. It is categorically insane to say that guns are just normal tools. They aren’t. They are deadly weapons. It doesn’t make everyone who owns one a criminal or a potential danger to society. But guns being weapons does mean — to most rational, clear-thinking, non-moron types — that we should try our best to keep them out of the hands of people we don’t trust.
If the demented Orlando terrorist doesn’t represent all Islamic followers, then why do you insinuate he represents all gun owners?
How’s that man of straw going, Ms. Chick-Fil-Douche? Because Obama, nor any of the rest of us in the gun safety camp, isn’t blaming all gun owners. In fact, dumb shit, I have to wonder why you even brought this up. Because it’s your side that keeps generalizing about Muslims. I can only assume you think you’re right about Muslims. Which means, ipso facto you agree that all gun owners are maniacal, silly sops who are obsessed with how many people they could kill in their paranoid fever dreams of insurrection.
Most of us don’t believe that all gun owners are evil. And most of us don’t believe all Muslims are evil. It’s idiots who live in the extremes who do those things. So yeah, I guess just…shut the fuck up about this “blaming all gun owners” tripe. It’s a cute talking point but clearly it’s far from the truth.
And why, after any shooting, do you always want to take away firearms from the innocent people who didn’t do it?
Whose fucking firearms has the president taken away, you dopey simpleton? Name one single, solitary policy that Obama has enacted that tightens laws around access to guns. He’s never once suggested rounding up guns. He’s suggested making future purchases safer. What is your big problem with that? Every illegal gun was once a legal gun. So you know what, you human intellectual dumpster fire, it kinda makes really sound, logical sense — to non-fucking idiots such as yourself — that you’d control the pipeline into the black market as much as you could. Hur fucking dur.
Forget your asinine gun control, do your job and engage in Islamic terrorist control.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Holy shit. You just told Mr. Drone Strike himself to do more about engaging Islamic terrorists? You do know he’s dropped more bombs from the sky onto suspected terrorists (and their families, whoooopsie!) than any other president before him right? In fact, I bet Duby wishes he had been able to expand the drone program like Obama did.
The truth is that gun control isn’t asinine. It’s common sense. It’s weird enough we live in a country where we’re told guns are these icons of freedom and liberty instead of being objects of death and destruction, but to do all that and also advocate treating them like candy and handing them out literally to every person who asks is the definition of shortsighted. In fact, if anyone has a “twisted mission” when it comes to the Second Amendment it’s you and everyone else like you that wants to pretend that toddlers aren’t killing themselves and others, that people aren’t killing themselves when perhaps treatment and therapy could keep them here with us longer, or that mass shootings have spiked dramatically since the assault weapons ban expired.
It’s you assholes who want to turn us into a citizenry of armed vigilantes that’s twisted. If you want to own a gun, own a fucking gun. But stop trying to shame and cajole those of us who don’t believe it’s necessary to have one into getting one. And stop doing everything you can to stymie even the smallest impediments to dangerous people getting them easily. That’s the sick and twisted shit when it comes to guns in this country.
Yes, it’s a special kind of stupid to demand we explain ourselves. But if you really want them, get ready for our explanations. Here’s mine:
NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS!
Well, hold on. I just remembered who I’m talking to…
– Sarah Palin
Actually, yeah, we probably do want to take your guns away. But luckily for you, there’s not IQ restriction on who can own a deadly weapon.
Kindly Shut the Fuck Up, Forever,