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James Schlarmann

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Commentary December 20, 2018 December 20, 2018

Okay Trumpers, Go Ahead and Crowdfund Your Monument to Being Duped by a Conman With a GoFundMe Campaign

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Uncategorized December 18, 2018 December 18, 2018

Remember When The Clintons and Obamas Were Forced To Shut Down Their Charities Under Criminal Investigation?

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Commentary December 10, 2018 December 10, 2018

Trump’s Not Dumb. He Knows He’s The Smocking Gun.

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Commentary December 3, 2018 December 4, 2018

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Terrifies and Demolishes Conservatives on Social Media

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Commentary November 28, 2018 November 28, 2018

John Bolton and Donald Trump: Two Old, Cowardly, Little Chicken Hawk Cucks

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Commentary November 7, 2018 November 7, 2018

LOL @ The Media for Trying to Convince Americans There Was No Blue Wave

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Commentary August 7, 2018 August 7, 2018

If You’re Outraged About Alex Jones Being Kicked Off Facebook, PLEASE BOYCOTT IT!

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Commentary July 21, 2018 July 21, 2018

Fuck Mike Cernovich and Fuck Disney For Firing James Gunn

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Commentary June 27, 2018 June 27, 2018

An Erudite, Intellectually Stimulating Takedown Of Mitch McConnell’s Racist Theft Of The Supreme Court For Generations

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Uncategorized June 25, 2018 June 25, 2018

Does The “No Safe Spaces” Crowd Need a Safe Space Or What?

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