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James Schlarmann

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Commentary August 14, 2017 August 14, 2017

When Will Republicans Realize It’s Okay to Call Out Nazis, Even If They’re Republicans?

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Humor/Satire August 13, 2017 August 13, 2017

Obama’s Trump Wiretap Uncovered By White House Cleaning Staff

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Commentary August 10, 2017 August 10, 2017

When It’s Don Vs. Mitch, You Root For Muzzles and Earplugs

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Commentary August 9, 2017 August 9, 2017

Remember How Obama Was So Insecure He Needed Twice-Daily Folders Full of Pro-Obama News?

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Commentary August 9, 2017 August 9, 2017

The Dumbfuck Missile Crisis

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Commentary August 8, 2017 August 8, 2017

When You Say, “Welfare Keeps Black People Poor” I Hear, “I’m An Ignorant Jackass”

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Humor/Satire August 7, 2017 August 7, 2017

Mobile Deportation Detention Centers Will Be Installed Behind Traveling Trump Circus

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Humor/Satire August 7, 2017 August 7, 2017

Ben Carson: Ending Slavery Took Work Experience From Dark Skinned, Unpaid Interns

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Commentary August 7, 2017 August 7, 2017

Remember When a Minnesota Baptist Church Was Bombed and Obama Didn’t Say Anything About It?

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Humor/Satire August 6, 2017 August 6, 2017

Trump Wants Congress to Probe Link Between Clinton, Obama, JFK, Loch Ness Monster, and Miley Cyrus

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